When I got back from Montreal last week, I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I
needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local
bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of me ... An
Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little
He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two huna dolla of
yen. Today I get huna eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian guy says,
"Fluc you white people too!"