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  1. #1
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    The redneck and the gorilla

    A small zoo in Wisconsin obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

    Within a few weeks, the gorilla, a female, became very

    difficult to handle.

    Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.

    The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was

    no male gorilla available.

    Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought

    of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker

    responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee,

    like most rednecks, had little sense but he did possess ample

    ability to satisfy a female of any species.

    The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee

    was approached with proposition. Would he be willing

    to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

    Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would

    have to think the matter over carefully. The following

    day, he announced that he would accept their offer,

    but only under five conditions:

    "First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the
    lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

    "Second," he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt
    Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this

    condition.

    "Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this."
    The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

    "Fourth," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised
    Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

    "And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come
    up with the $500.00.
    Officially, Down for the count

    YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET

    I know enough to know, I don't know enough
    Liberalism-Ideas so good they mandate them

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    Sounds about right lol

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