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  1. #1
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    East Stroudsburg, PA
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    Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us
    geography. - Paul Rodriguez

    A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher
    fire when you least expect it. That would make you
    quite unpopular in what's left of your unit -
    Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

    Aim towards Enemy - Instruction printed on US Rocket

    When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

    If it's stupid, but it works, it isn't stupid.

    Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The
    bombs always hit the ground.

    If the enemy is in range, so are you.

    It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the
    area you just bombed.

    Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword
    obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

    When in doubt, empty the magazine.

    If God had meant for us to be in the Navy, we would
    have been born with gray, baggy skin.

    Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

    You, you, and you... Panic. The rest of you, come with

    Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

    Incoming fire has the right of way.

    Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire.

    Tracers work both ways.

    Five second fuses only last three seconds.

    Who cares if a laser guided 500 lb. bomb is accurate
    to within 9 feet?

    The easy way is always mined.

    Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.

    Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

    If your attack is going well, you have walked into an

    If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards

    Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else
    to shoot at.

    Push to test... Release to detonate.

    No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

    Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you
    can't get out.

    Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.

    Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

    The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in

    Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

    The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
    When you're ready for them. When you're not ready for

    Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.

    Friendly fire - isn't.

    The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

    When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're
    in combat.

    Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

    If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan
    your mission properly.

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    Dec 2001
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    gee Dave, how much coffee have you had????

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