Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are.
The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an
Accountant, the third man a Chemist, the fourth a
To show off, the Engineer called to his cat,
"T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over
to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly
drew a circle, square and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
The Accountant said his cat could do better. He
called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and
returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4
equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was good, but the Chemist
said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your
stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took
out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the
cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a
drop. Everyone agreed that was good.
Then the three men turned to the government
worker and said, "What can your cat do? "
The government worker called to his cat and said,
"Coffee Break, do your stuff. " Coffee Break
jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped
on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed
he injured his back while doing so, filed a
grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for
Workers Compensation and went home for the rest
of the day on sick leave.
wow! I could have supplied the visual
[Edited by BJ on 04-12-2002 at 05:41 PM]