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    Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are.
    The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an
    Accountant, the third man a Chemist, the fourth a
    Government Worker.

    To show off, the Engineer called to his cat,

    "T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over
    to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly
    drew a circle, square and a triangle.
    Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.


    The Accountant said his cat could do better. He
    called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
    Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and
    returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4
    equal piles of 3 cookies each.


    Everyone agreed that was good, but the Chemist
    said his cat could do better.
    He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your
    stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took
    out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the
    cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a
    drop. Everyone agreed that was good.


    Then the three men turned to the government
    worker and said, "What can your cat do? "
    The government worker called to his cat and said,
    "Coffee Break, do your stuff. " Coffee Break
    jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped
    on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed
    he injured his back while doing so, filed a
    grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for
    Workers Compensation and went home for the rest
    of the day on sick leave.





  2. #2
    wow! I could have supplied the visual
    enhancments!!!!!



    [Edited by BJ on 04-12-2002 at 05:41 PM]

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  4. #4
    no problem!

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