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  1. #1
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    how to make a woman happy

    How to Make a Woman Happy

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27 attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate
    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls
    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring beer

  2. #2
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    Jan 2005
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    35 miles from Tunica (casinos)
    Posts
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    How to make a woman Happy

    Gee..Sounds like I married her

  3. #3
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    Feb 2006
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    happy women

    Or, the shorter punchline, Who cares?

  4. #4
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    Jan 2007
    Posts
    451

    Smile

    Sounds like my marriage.....

  5. #5
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    Oct 2004
    Location
    OZ Aka SW Florida
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    Why Do men die before women?????





























































































    Because we can!!!!
    Refrigeration...Finding the Wright Wrench to pound in the correct..Screw

  6. #6
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    Mar 2006
    Location
    cincinnati, ohio
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    Talking

    Death Row in Women's Prison
    Three women are about to be executed.
    One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.



    The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
    She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!''



    Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!''

    Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
    The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
    She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!''



    Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!''

    Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
    By now the blonde has it all figured out.
    The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
    She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!''



    and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''
    Knowledge comes with experience

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