LOL! How about this: Flatulencus Maximus. I sure my co-workers will agree to that one.
Originally Posted by jpsmith1cm
"You boys are really making this thing harder than it has to be". Me
"Who ARE you people? And WHAT are you doing in my SWAMP!?" Shrek
Service calls submitted after 3PM will be posted the next business day.
I give free estimates [Wild Ass Guesses] over the phone.
"Ain't nobody got time for that". Corny