LOL! How about this: Flatulencus Maximus. I sure my co-workers will agree to that one.
Originally Posted by jpsmith1cm
"You boys are really making this thing harder than it has to be". Me
I like having infraction points, it makes me feel like 'one of the guys'.
"I am not here to rescue you, I am bringing you along for emergency rations" Quark.
Service calls submitted after 3PM will be posted the next business day.
I give free estimates [Wild Ass Guesses] over the phone.
My front door is locked. For your personal protection.