A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those
>headaches
> > >I've
> > > been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
> > >
> > > "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
> > >
> > > His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me
>to
> > > stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not
>have
>a
> > > headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It
> > >worked!
> > > The headaches are all gone."
> > >
> > > The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
> > >
> > > His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of
> > >fire in
> > > the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the
>hypnotist
> > >and
> > > see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.
> > >
> > > Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
> > >clothes,
> > > picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on
>the
> > >bed
> > > and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
> > >
> > > He goes into the bathroom and comes back A few minutes later and
>jumps
> > > into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
> > >
> > > His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
> > >
> > > The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
> > >
> > > He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
> > >better
> > > than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
> > >
> > > Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
> > >
> > > With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife
>quietly
> > > follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the
> > >mirror
> > > and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my
>wife!"
> > >
> > > His funeral services will be held on Monday.
> > >
> >