The Gold Urinal
Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was
invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked
Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was
astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about
the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am
pr esident, I could have a gold urinal, too.
But I wouldn't do something that self-induligible!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour
of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed
George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in
the President's private bathroom, the President had a
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready
for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill,
"I found out who pissed in your saxophone."