It is hard to find a joke today
without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch
and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between
them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of
a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling.The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a bi rch?" The woodpecker takes a taste
of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of
a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker
in." Wipe that smile off your face.