A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom
and you . I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice...even
with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will
be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older
than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams
too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want!
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan
can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to vi sit so you can get to know your
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is
safe for me to come home