Little Johnny asks:

Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS:

Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a
chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late
to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

You've Got Male!