One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.
> > "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared
> > when he shook them out.
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> > "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum
> > powder in my underwear?"
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> > She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."
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