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Thread: Neck Biting
01-26-2013, 08:17 PM #1
Just saw a news program taking about one of the new ways to show affection by todays generation, due to all the vampire popular shows, is neck biting.
Nope, not kidding.
Lady says if that happens to you go immediately to the doctors and get shots for who knows what cause a human bite is full of crap that will infect and make you wish you were dead.
Just thought you guys should know, especially on a Saturday night.
You are welcome."The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers it can bribe the public with the public's own money.
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01-26-2013, 08:19 PM #2
Well if I got bit in the neck I think I would pass on any other affection if you know what I mean lol
01-27-2013, 06:15 PM #3Professional Member*
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Didn't those used to be called HICKIES?
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01-27-2013, 10:04 PM #4
Where does nibbling on ears come in?Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
01-27-2013, 10:13 PM #5
01-27-2013, 10:28 PM #6
My little lady likes me to kiss her neck.
I like my clothes laid out in the morning, and coffee with sugar and cream.
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01-28-2013, 01:20 AM #7I draw all my schematics in crayon now. If they cannot always be correct, they can at least be colorful.
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01-28-2013, 01:50 PM #8
01-31-2013, 08:27 PM #9
after 22 years, my old lady just wants to get it over with
which works out good for me because now sex is my weapon, as in. If you don't buy me what I want, we WILL HAVE SEX
Hell i could buy a Jet if I wantedGOVERNMENT
The only parasite dumb enough to kill it's host
01-31-2013, 08:43 PM #10
01-31-2013, 09:37 PM #11So long as the people do not care to exercise their freedom, those who wish to tyrannize will do so; for tyrants are active and ardent, and will devote themselves in the name of any number of gods, religious and otherwise, to put shackles upon sleeping men Voltaire
01-31-2013, 10:08 PM #12
02-01-2013, 08:16 AM #13Professional Member
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My wife says it's been so long since she had sex she forgot which arm it's under!