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    Neck Biting

    Just saw a news program taking about one of the new ways to show affection by todays generation, due to all the vampire popular shows, is neck biting.

    Nope, not kidding.

    Lady says if that happens to you go immediately to the doctors and get shots for who knows what cause a human bite is full of crap that will infect and make you wish you were dead.

    Just thought you guys should know, especially on a Saturday night.

    You are welcome.
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    Well if I got bit in the neck I think I would pass on any other affection if you know what I mean lol

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    Didn't those used to be called HICKIES?
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    Where does nibbling on ears come in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by printer2 View Post
    Where does nibbling on ears come in?
    ear nibbling? what about foot fetish? nothing better than athletes foot in your mouth yum

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    My little lady likes me to kiss her neck.

    I like my clothes laid out in the morning, and coffee with sugar and cream.

    To each their own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hvacvegas View Post
    My little lady likes me to kiss her neck.

    I like my clothes laid out in the morning, and coffee with sugar and cream.

    To each their own.
    SPOILED, just sayin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by printer2 View Post
    Where does nibbling on ears come in?
    This subject is not talking about farm animals....................
    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers it can bribe the public with the public's own money.
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    after 22 years, my old lady just wants to get it over with


    which works out good for me because now sex is my weapon, as in. If you don't buy me what I want, we WILL HAVE SEX

    Hell i could buy a Jet if I wanted
    Don't forget to vote for Hillery

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    Quote Originally Posted by printer2 View Post
    Where does nibbling on ears come in?
    Mike Tyson answered that question years ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmac00 View Post
    after 22 years, my old lady just wants to get it over with


    which works out good for me because now sex is my weapon, as in. If you don't buy me what I want, we WILL HAVE SEX

    Hell i could buy a Jet if I wanted
    Lol your lucky...

    My wife claims she doesnt know what sex is anymore, and wouldnt know what to do with it even if she did.


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    Quote Originally Posted by royc View Post
    Lol your lucky...

    My wife claims she doesnt know what sex is anymore, and wouldnt know what to do with it even if she did.


    Roy
    damn, that sux......you win
    Don't forget to vote for Hillery

    Replacing Air Force One with a broomstick would mean tens of millions of dollars in savings for the taxpayers!

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    My wife says it's been so long since she had sex she forgot which arm it's under!

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