FIRST DEGREE:
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> A married couple were asleep when the
>
> phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde),
>picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should
> I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and
> hung up.
>
> The husband said, "Who was that?"
>
> The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the
>coast is clear."
>
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> SECOND DEGREE:
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> Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
>the sidewalk and
> ; leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks
> in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person
> looks familiar."
>
> The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
> So the first blonde hands her the compact.
>
> The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
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> THIRD DEGREE:
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> A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating
> on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
>
> She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
>she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry.
>She opens her purse to take out the
> gun, and as she does so, she is overcome
> with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to
> her head.
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> The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!"
>
> The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
>
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> FOURTH DEGREE:
>
> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge
> of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go
> &n bsp; ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
>
> A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"
>
> The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
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> FIFTH DEGREE:
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> What did the blonde ask her doctor when
> he told her she wa s pregnant?
>
> "Is it mine?"
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> SIXTH DEGREE:
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> Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a
> UCLA freshman, sat in her US government
> class. The professor asked Bambi if she
> knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
>
> Bambi pondered the question then finally said,
> "That was the decision George Washington
> had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
>
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> SEVENTH DEGREE:
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> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
>ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at
> once and reported the crime.
>
> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on
> the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby
> was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
> approached the house with his dog on a
> leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of
>the cop and his
> dog, then sat down on the steps.
>
> Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,
> &nb sp; "I come home to find all my possessions
> stolen.I call the police for help, and what do
> they do?
>
> They send me a BLIND policeman."
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