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  1. #1
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    Be sure to measure it first

    A guy walks into a bar with a monkey . The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them . Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them . He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls . To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole .

    The bartender looked at the guy and said, "Did you see what your Monkey just did?"
    "No, what?"
    "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table . . . Whole!"

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball . "
    The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for the stuff the Monkey ate and left .

    Two weeks later the guy came back, and had his monkey with him . He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar . The Monkey found a maraschino cherry on the bar . He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and then ate it .

    Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it . The bartender asked, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
    "No, what?" replied the man .
    "Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!"

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy .
    "He will eat anything, but ever since he had to **** out that cue ball, he measures everything first . "
    Officially, Down for the count

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  2. #2
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    funny.
    My name is TooCoolforschool and I am a chronic over charger.

  3. #3
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    whoa nelly
    It`s better to be silent and thought the fool; than speak and remove all doubt.

  4. #4
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    Lol

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    Lmao

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