> The midget
> There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and
>almost all the time.
>The midget went to the doctor and told him about his
>the doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a
>The midget dropped his pants.
>The doctor stood him up onto the examining table and started
>The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the
>to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a
>Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the
>testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
>Aha!" said the doctor again and reached for his surgical
>Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then
>the left side.
>The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted
>amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
>The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining
>to see if his testicles still hurt.
>The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
>discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
> The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
> The midget replied, "Perfect Doc! And I didn't even feel it.
>What did you do?"
>The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your