Two guys are wandering about in Wal-Mart when their carts collide.
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> > One says to the other: "Sorry, I was looking for my wife."
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> > "Yeah, so am I, and I'm getting kinda pissed."
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> > "Well, let's help each other out. What's your wife look like?"
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> > "Kinda tall, long blonde hair, long legs, good boobs, tight butt.
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> > What's yours look like?"
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> > "Never mind, let's look for yours."