Taste Testing......

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,

using a

bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green..........lime,"

"Orange.........orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating

them none

of the children could identify the taste. "Well," she said, "I'll

give you

all a clue: it's what your mother may sometimes call your

father."



One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and

yelled:

Oh My God!!!! They're *******s!"