You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender.
>For example:


>1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
>can see right through them.
>2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
>warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
>buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
>3) Tire -- Male, because i t goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
>4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
>light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
>5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
>6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
>8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
>9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
> years, but it's handy to have around.
>10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
> consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
> while he doesn't always know the right buttons to p ush, he keeps trying