Try it!

[thorton]

Subject: Try it]
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>
> >
> > I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
> > minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking
> ticket.
> > So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a
> > gal a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I
> called
> > him a pencil-dicked Nazi.
> > He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires!
> > So I called him a piece of horse****.
> > He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
> first.
> > Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
> > minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't
> care.
> > My car was parked around the corner.
> >
> >
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[cehs]

Here is another version of the same joke.
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Subject: Senior Citizen Fun

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a ****-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day
now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

[Roscoe]

Here is another version of the same joke.
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Subject: Senior Citizen Fun

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a ****-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day
now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

Now that's F'en funny...........