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> > I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
> > minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking
> > So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a
> > gal a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I
> > him a pencil-dicked Nazi.
> > He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
> > So I called him a piece of horse****.
> > He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
> > Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
> > minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't
> > My car was parked around the corner.