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Thread: This will get you going
12-07-2006, 04:42 AM #1
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know
this midget with a speech impedement who wants to buy a horse, I'm
sending him over."
The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female
"A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.
"Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?" So the owner picks up the
midget and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nith mouth. Can I see her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the midget and
shows the eyes.
"Ok, what about the ear'th?" Now the owner is getting pissed, but he
picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears.
"OK, finally, I'd like to thee her twat." With that, the owner picks up
the midget and shoves his head up the horse's twat, then pulls him out.
Shaking his head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrath that.
I'd like to thee her run!"
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