President Obama signed an executive order this past weekend giving all non-essential federal employees today off with pay. If you have to work you'll get the holiday pay rate. If you had taken a vacation day it will not be charged to you and you'll still get paid.
Of course I didn't know all this until after I got up this morning at 5:30 and wandered into the office. Nobody called me!
Anyway, thanks B.O.
(doesn't B.O. stand for body odor?)