It is a well known fact that Rocks are much happier and respond to commands better when they are warm and next to their best friend the Compressor. If you doubt me then just google it and see for yourself.
“I am for doing good to the poor, but...I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. I observed...that the more public provisions were made for the poor, the less they provided for themselves, and of course became poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the more they did for themselves, and became richer.”
― Benjamin Franklin