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11-26-2006, 04:41 PM #1
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Beautiful day here today! Reached 65 degrees...
So I cleaned the windows, and even mowed the lawn.
We decided to do our "Christmas Lights".
Here is what happened:
I needed some more light hangers, so my wife offered to go to the store.
She was wearing shorts and felt it be more appropriate that she put her jeans on before going to the store.
Upon returning from changing, she conveyed that she didn't have to remove her shoes to put her jeans on.
I said "isn't it great that your shoes can fit through your large jeans."
THE rest is history.......................foot in mouth disease.......................save me please!It's Time To Be Nice To People
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11-26-2006, 04:47 PM #2
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No soup for you tonight.
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11-26-2006, 04:50 PM #3
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LOL, you didn't get hung with a string of lights. Maybe you'll be allowed back in the bedroom by New Years.
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11-26-2006, 05:04 PM #4
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There's no saving you from that one......good part is you're still here to tell about it. Sleep with one eye open and let the dog taste your food before you do.
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11-26-2006, 05:52 PM #5
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I now Know that all men are not stupid like I am.....Originally posted by smokin68
There's no saving you from that one......good part is you're still here to tell about it. Sleep with one eye open and let the dog taste your food before you do.It's Time To Be Nice To People
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11-26-2006, 05:57 PM #6
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My wife would have said, "Yeah these pants are large but there is no room in here for you."
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11-26-2006, 06:27 PM #7
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I figure a few days of complimenting her on her small feet might (to some degree) smooth things out lol
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11-26-2006, 06:52 PM #8
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We all have our moments...Originally posted by key
I now Know that all men are not stupid like I am.....Originally posted by smokin68
There's no saving you from that one......good part is you're still here to tell about it. Sleep with one eye open and let the dog taste your food before you do.If more government is the answer, then it's a really stupid question.
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11-26-2006, 08:48 PM #9
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what you meant was "that small foot thru those narrow jean pants leg" you better duck next ad that comes up on the tube for those slim jeans you see.
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11-26-2006, 08:57 PM #10
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Diamonds for christmas may save you yet. Until then you're on your own.
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11-26-2006, 09:13 PM #11
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Originally posted by key
Beautiful day here today! Reached 65 degrees...
So I cleaned the windows, and even mowed the lawn.
We decided to do our "Christmas Lights".
Here is what happened:
I needed some more light hangers, so my wife offered to go to the store.
She was wearing shorts and felt it be more appropriate that she put her jeans on before going to the store.
Upon returning from changing, she conveyed that she didn't have to remove her shoes to put her jeans on.
I said "isn't it great that your shoes can fit through your large jeans."
THE rest is history.......................foot in mouth disease.......................save me please!
Sounds like a case of, "Mouth in motion when the brain slipped out of gear!"
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