I would have shoved that book down the offended persons throat..... or threw acid on their face and claim that I was offended by their ugly face.
People do that crap just because they know they can...... its as simple as that.
"I believe this is a sovereign state of Nevada, I abide by all of Nevada state laws. But I don't recognize the United States government as even existing."
Cliven Bundy.... Patriot ???