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    TOP 12 REASONS I VOTED FOR A DEMOCRAT

    TOP 12 REASONS I VOTED FOR A DEMOCRAT

    1. I voted for a Democrat because I believe oil companiesí profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isnít.

    2. I voted for a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    3. I voted for a Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    4. I voted for a Democrat because Iím way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers, rapists, thugs, and thieves.

    5. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that people who canít tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years because of Global Warming if I donít start driving a Prius or a Chevy Volt.

    6. I voted for a Democrat because Iím not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    7. I voted for a Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

    8. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

    9. I voted for a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution regularly to suit some fringe folks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

    10. I voted for a Democrat because I think that itís better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill for our own because it might upset some useless endangered beetle, gopher, or fish.

    11. I voted for a Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised ďHOPE AND CHANGE.Ē

    12. I voted for a Democrat because my head is so firmly buried in the sand that itís unlikely that Iíll ever have another point of view.
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    I am NOT responsible, I'm a democrat.....
    I am irresponsible, I'm a democrat.
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    Non offensive gun policy

    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cehs View Post
    TOP 12 REASONS I VOTED FOR A DEMOCRAT

    1. I voted for a Democrat because I believe oil companiesí profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isnít.

    2. I voted for a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    3. I voted for a Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    4. I voted for a Democrat because Iím way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers, rapists, thugs, and thieves.

    5. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that people who canít tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years because of Global Warming if I donít start driving a Prius or a Chevy Volt.

    6. I voted for a Democrat because Iím not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    7. I voted for a Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

    8. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

    9. I voted for a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution regularly to suit some fringe folks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

    10. I voted for a Democrat because I think that itís better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill for our own because it might upset some useless endangered beetle, gopher, or fish.

    11. I voted for a Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised ďHOPE AND CHANGE.Ē

    12. I voted for a Democrat because my head is so firmly buried in the sand that itís unlikely that Iíll ever have another point of view.
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    2 new slogans I came up with:
    I am NOT responsible, I'm a democrat.....
    I am irresponsible, I'm a democrat.
    Great post. I think point # 11 and 12 are the ones to worry about. Whether we will like it or not, "Hope and Change" is coming. Hope=temporary freebies, change=communist or socialism equivalent.

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    The 47% that got GIFTS prior to or during the campaign won, the rest of us will PAY through the nose....
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    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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