The Perfect Breakfast!

[A Line Mechanical]

The definition of The Perfect Breakfast:

Sitting at the table, looking at your Wheaties box..... a picture of your kid on the front holding a medal.

Looking at the magazine on the table, you see your girlfriend... the supermodel on the cover.

Looking at the milk carton..... seeing a picture of your wife!

(HEHE... no wonder i'm still single)

[wolfdog]

Two eggs (over well),hash browns,link sausage,toast with jelly, a Dr. Pepper. ......and seeing the deadbeat that owes me money on the milk carton.

[RoBoTeq]

A delicious Slim-fast shake, a banana and a handful of pills, ummmmm-good.

[BamaCracker]

Chicken fajita omelet at IHOP, with extra sour cream.

or

14oz porterhouse steak, medium rare, with 4 eggs, sunnyside up.

[uniservice]

Two pots of coffee, and a half a pack of cigarettes.

[RoBoTeq]

Originally posted by uniservice
Two pots of coffee, and a half a pack of cigarettes.

Damn, I used to be a hooker!

[Collin]

Seems timely to show what I cooked up at work on Saturday.
For demonstartion purposes of course.

[RoBoTeq]

OK Collin. Have you by any chance seen "South Park the Movie"? You are coming real close to an international incident now, two attacks on two different fronts is not coincidental, it's vicious.

I hereby demand a retraction of good, clean Canadian living flaunted in the face of overeating, underexercising Americans everywhere. You can start by showing a picture of some Canadian homeless or something.

[rich pickering]

A temp of -40 means no bums living in the park and no cockroaches.(we don't consider Victoria to really be representative of Canada)

[RoBoTeq]

I see how it is, bringing in reinforcements already. I see we may have an ally in Victoria. We can ship our homeless up to Canada you know. You guys (not gee's) don't pay attention to who is coming in and we won't let them back out.

Alright, forget the bums. I want to see the slums of your cities. The hookers and drug dealers. Come on, I am trying to prevent your annilation by frozen American bums.

[infwsdm]

awh dude, Now I'm hungry

Anyone got any Steak n eggs with some taters to go with it.

ohh yeah, collin does

[RoBoTeq]

Hey Infwsdm, you at NASA off of 295 just north of DC? Just to let you know, when the U.S./Canadian conflict starts, we will harbour no colaborators. You can get that breakfast right here at Denny's.

[motorboy1]

Eat American!