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Thread: Ben Cartwright: Serial Murderer
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11-18-2012, 09:56 PM #14
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Originally Posted by rich pickering
And the really shocking part?
Ben is a Canadian!
Okay, now the pieces of the puzzle are starting to fit together...I draw all my schematics in crayon now. If they cannot always be correct, they can at least be colorful.
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If the fall is over, mmmm let's say, 6 feet or so,.. I do not 'bounce' very well.
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11-18-2012, 10:03 PM #15
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No need to look at my profile. Nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for...Ben was the commander on Battlestar Galactica, that's all you need to know.
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11-18-2012, 10:07 PM #16
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ROFLMAO!!!! Originally Posted by koolkahuna
No need to look at my profile. Nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for...Ben was the commander on Battlestar Galactica, that's all you need to know.I draw all my schematics in crayon now. If they cannot always be correct, they can at least be colorful.
Service calls submitted after 3PM will be posted the next business day.
I give free estimates [Wild Ass Guesses] over the phone.
I am not in business to make money from other people so that I can afford to work for you for free.
If the fall is over, mmmm let's say, 6 feet or so,.. I do not 'bounce' very well.
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11-18-2012, 10:57 PM #17
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Well, it turns out old Ben is actually Canadian. So I am guessing he probably beat baby seals to death as a child. He probably used some sort of club or hammer. A wife is probably an easy target, if one has experience at that sort of thing.
I draw all my schematics in crayon now. If they cannot always be correct, they can at least be colorful.
Service calls submitted after 3PM will be posted the next business day.
I give free estimates [Wild Ass Guesses] over the phone.
I am not in business to make money from other people so that I can afford to work for you for free.
If the fall is over, mmmm let's say, 6 feet or so,.. I do not 'bounce' very well.
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11-18-2012, 11:24 PM #18
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What's your problem with Canadians man? Originally Posted by Tool-Slinger
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11-19-2012, 12:28 AM #19
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Lighten up dude. Originally Posted by syndicated
But now that you mention it, I think 'Little Joe' was born in Texas, so he probably just shoots them as they cross the yard. If you step on the grass, you were pretty much asking for it. That is what we call a 'justified shooting'.
Last edited by Tool-Slinger; 11-19-2012 at 12:45 AM. Reason: video proof
I draw all my schematics in crayon now. If they cannot always be correct, they can at least be colorful.
Service calls submitted after 3PM will be posted the next business day.
I give free estimates [Wild Ass Guesses] over the phone.
I am not in business to make money from other people so that I can afford to work for you for free.
If the fall is over, mmmm let's say, 6 feet or so,.. I do not 'bounce' very well.
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11-20-2012, 06:27 PM #20
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Ben was multi-cultural with his brides: one English, one Swedish and one French Creole.Hop Sing could have solved the mystery: he got Hoss or Joe off a murder wrap by comparing finger prints of the accused with the murder weapon and noticed they matched one of the jurors. Columbo would have been proud.
Ben had 600,000 acres to bury them on.Keep the fire inside the fireplace.
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