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    Quote Originally Posted by rich pickering View Post
    And the really shocking part?

    Ben is a Canadian!

    Okay, now the pieces of the puzzle are starting to fit together...
    "You boys are really making this thing harder than it has to be". Me

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    No need to look at my profile. Nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for...Ben was the commander on Battlestar Galactica, that's all you need to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by koolkahuna View Post
    No need to look at my profile. Nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for...Ben was the commander on Battlestar Galactica, that's all you need to know.
    ROFLMAO!!!!
    "You boys are really making this thing harder than it has to be". Me

    "Who ARE you people? And WHAT are you doing in my SWAMP!?" Shrek

    Service calls submitted after 3PM will be posted the next business day.

    I give free estimates [Wild Ass Guesses] over the phone.

    "I am sorry for interrupting, please continue with your quarreling" Some chick on TV

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    Well, it turns out old Ben is actually Canadian. So I am guessing he probably beat baby seals to death as a child. He probably used some sort of club or hammer. A wife is probably an easy target, if one has experience at that sort of thing.
    "You boys are really making this thing harder than it has to be". Me

    "Who ARE you people? And WHAT are you doing in my SWAMP!?" Shrek

    Service calls submitted after 3PM will be posted the next business day.

    I give free estimates [Wild Ass Guesses] over the phone.

    "I am sorry for interrupting, please continue with your quarreling" Some chick on TV

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tool-Slinger View Post
    Well, it turns out old Ben is actually Canadian. So I am guessing he probably beat baby seals to death as a child. He probably used some sort of club or hammer. A wife is probably an easy target, if one has experience at that sort of thing.
    What's your problem with Canadians man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by syndicated View Post
    What's your problem with Canadians man?
    Lighten up dude.

    But now that you mention it, I think 'Little Joe' was born in Texas, so he probably just shoots them as they cross the yard. If you step on the grass, you were pretty much asking for it. That is what we call a 'justified shooting'.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpKiD8Caj4
    Last edited by Tool-Slinger; 11-19-2012 at 12:45 AM. Reason: video proof
    "You boys are really making this thing harder than it has to be". Me

    "Who ARE you people? And WHAT are you doing in my SWAMP!?" Shrek

    Service calls submitted after 3PM will be posted the next business day.

    I give free estimates [Wild Ass Guesses] over the phone.

    "I am sorry for interrupting, please continue with your quarreling" Some chick on TV

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    Ben was multi-cultural with his brides: one English, one Swedish and one French Creole.Hop Sing could have solved the mystery: he got Hoss or Joe off a murder wrap by comparing finger prints of the accused with the murder weapon and noticed they matched one of the jurors. Columbo would have been proud.

    Ben had 600,000 acres to bury them on.

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