I would have shoved that book down the offended persons throat..... or threw acid on their face and claim that I was offended by their ugly face.
People do that crap just because they know they can...... its as simple as that.
One things for _______ sure, ________ rock didnt land on ______ sorry ___. That ___ __ _ _____ wasnt nowhere near _______ a _______ years ago. __ aint even a ______, __ is half _______ and half ________.