I'll think of something later, right now it just makes me laugh,
"You boys are really making this thing harder than it has to be". Me
"I am not here to rescue you, I am bringing you along for emergency rations" Quark.
Service calls submitted after 3PM will be posted the next business day.
I give free estimates [Wild Ass Guesses] over the phone.
My front door is locked. For your personal protection.