This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.

"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my pajamas, and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

Why did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid f'ing idiot?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."