home owner answered door
what is most embarssed you seen homeowner when you arrived at a call
Residential - home owner answered in a robe. She looked like a fat Rhea Pearlman.
Commercial - had to repair a water heater at a Taco Bell. Got in early to find the manager with her head dipped in the sink, washing her hair. 300lbs would be generous.
Answered door with only wearing panties and a towel held to cover the front. I was 22 she was much older, kind of reminded me of the movie, The Graduate. I did'nt bite.
Last edited by -80guru; 10-27-2012 at 09:48 PM.
Originally Posted by -80guru
10mm, because it's better than .45acp
Restaurant asst. manager (female) performing oral on male employee in managers office.
Officially, Down for the count
YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET
I know enough to know, I don't know enough
Liberalism-Ideas so good they mandate them
Now we're getting to the juicy stuff!
I miss you mom and dad.
Elderly male customer answers the door with some pretty raunchy violent pornography playing on the big screen tv behind him.
The only true knowledge is the pursuit of knowledge
Went to a call at a senior complex. I knocked on the door. Man said come on in, he was in the bathroom. Went in and started pulling apart the ptac unit. I heard a noise.......turned around to a fully naked 85 year old man.
Older couple had playboy channel when i arrived to a no heat call while i was on call, needless to say they just acted as if nothing was going on with woman on tv moaning and groaning, while i was goning over paperwork. hahahaha
They were probably just trying to stay warm.
Originally Posted by hvacnc
We had a great tech come through from Houston JCI. He went to call at a topless bar got finished and was doing his paperwork at the stage. Said he wrote a little, stared and then wrote a little then stared. He got finished stood up spilled his clipboard all over the place. Once he picked it all up he walked over to the table the owner was at set his clipboard down on the edge of an ashtray which flipped it's contents allover the owner and the owners card game. She laughed it off and asked him if he was going to be okay. He didn't live it down.
Fat lady in her late 50s wearing a see through moomoo with aureolas the size of coffee cup saucers.
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
There was also an odor in the home of stinky feet and/or cheese.
" Kill a Commie for Mommy! "
- Colonel David Hackworth (1930-2005), Korean War Vet
this maybe slightly off track
but once I removed a rather large furnace from a basement in Detroit once it was out a huge gaping hole was found in the heat exchanger on my way back to the basement the customer struck up conversation with me and I told her of the crack she inturn said "crack aint no crack here we aint got no crack"