If nothing happens how will bleeding it help? Looks like a job for a trained professional. If, for some reason, you do finally get this appliance to fire you could do some serious soot damage to the home. Not to mention the damage you may do to yourself.
If the boiler has been off in a damp location, the ash between the sections has turned to mud. When fired, that mud may turn into high quality cement and make cleaning the boiler almost impossible.
Call someone; it's your cheapest and safest option. Good luck.
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