decipher this dream

[2sac]

Let me get technical here. You weren't dead. You were alive but merely passed on.

Second, I don't think you were in heaven. Not cause I know of your past sins,
but because you were still dealing with air conditioners. You passed on but were still doomed to work on hvac equipment for eternity.

You had a nightmare.

Have you ever said to yourself, "I'm going to be working on this stuff till the day that I die?"
Well now you know that is a lie. You will be working on this stuff long after you die.
Hope that makes you feel better.

Now go back to sleep. This is all just a dream.

So Heaven is a land without air conditioners? Sounds like Hell to me...

[RLBisTCB]

So Heaven is a land without air conditioners? Sounds like Hell to me...

I think (hope) he means that we wont have to work on 'em there!

[chaard]

So Heaven is a land without air conditioners? Sounds like Hell to me...

All of the A/C's will be in hell and they're all broken. Get to work.

[supertek65]

Thanks for the inspiration!!!!

I feel much better now!!@

Let me get technical here. You weren't dead. You were alive but merely passed on.

Second, I don't think you were in heaven. Not cause I know of your past sins,
but because you were still dealing with air conditioners. You passed on but were still doomed to work on hvac equipment for eternity.

You had a nightmare.

Have you ever said to yourself, "I'm going to be working on this stuff till the day that I die?"
Well now you know that is a lie. You will be working on this stuff long after you die.
Hope that makes you feel better.

Now go back to sleep. This is all just a dream.

[RoBoTeq]

Dr. Sigmund Boyd here; your dream means you are gay.

[joey791]

I had a dream.
Not like MLK.

I was in heaven. Dead i guess?
With st pete, clouds and angels.

I had boxing gloves on and was beating the hell out of an old
Carrier rooftop airconditioner!

WTF?

You were mad because you superheat was too low because of it being cool in heaven. Also living in the clouds the unit short cycles from the mist from the wispy clouds. St. Peter wanted to know what you were going to do about the mold and mildew problems because of the unit short cycling. The angels were complaining of sick building syndrome. You were beating up the unit because God didn't have the funds to buy a new high efficient RTU with hot gas bypass and humidity control.

[2sac]

Dr. Sigmund Boyd here; your dream means you are gay.

Was he born gay or was it a chioce? LOL Just had that conversation in the car not more than a half hour ago. The ol' lady says it's a chromosome. I asked her "So does that mean you can pass down the gay gene from generation to generation?" Example "Little Johnny got blue eyes from his father but he got the gay from his mother". That ended the conversation lol

[RoBoTeq]

Was he born gay or was it a chioce? LOL Just had that conversation in the car not more than a half hour ago. The ol' lady says it's a chromosome. I asked her "So does that mean you can pass down the gay gene from generation to generation?" Example "Little Johnny got blue eyes from his father but he got the gay from his mother". That ended the conversation lol

LOL! I thought it was a disease you catch at Summer Camp.

[chaard]

Was he born gay or was it a chioce? LOL Just had that conversation in the car not more than a half hour ago. The ol' lady says it's a chromosome. I asked her "So does that mean you can pass down the gay gene from generation to generation?" Example "Little Johnny got blue eyes from his father but he got the gay from his mother". That ended the conversation lol

Good one.

Heaven, Hell, homosexuality. This thread is going to end up in the ARP. LOL.

[supertek65]

ROFL!!!!!!

Dr. Sigmund Boyd here; your dream means you are gay.

[supertek65]

I didnt go to summer camp.
So i cant be gay right????

Oh crap! Who cares I am dead anyhow!

LOL! I thought it was a disease you catch at Summer Camp.