You died when, after replacing the 3rd heat exchanger in 7 years, you chucked the bad hx off the roof. It got caught on your sleeve and you went over with it into the dumpster. Garbage man came and dumped the container, with you in it, in the back of his truck. He had AC/DC cranking on the stereo and did not hear your cries for help. The truck pulled into the dump and dropped off its cargo. The seagulls pecked out your eyes and a pack of wild dogs consumed your flesh.
The End...your in heaven
I just pictured Richard Belzer and Ice T standing next to the body.
I have to stop watching Law and Order.
[Avatar photo from a Florida training accident. Everyone walked away.] 2 Tim 3:16-17
I was in heaven. Dead i guess?
With st pete, clouds and angels.
I had boxing gloves on and was beating the hell out of an old
Carrier rooftop airconditioner!
Let me get technical here. You weren't dead. You were alive but merely passed on.
Second, I don't think you were in heaven. Not cause I know of your past sins,
but because you were still dealing with air conditioners. You passed on but were still doomed to work on hvac equipment for eternity.
You had a nightmare.
Have you ever said to yourself, "I'm going to be working on this stuff till the day that I die?"
Well now you know that is a lie. You will be working on this stuff long after you die.
Hope that makes you feel better.