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  1. #1
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    decipher this dream

    I had a dream.
    Not like MLK.

    I was in heaven. Dead i guess?
    With st pete, clouds and angels.

    I had boxing gloves on and was beating the hell out of an old
    Carrier rooftop airconditioner!

    WTF?
    I WILL SELL WORK,GENERATE BUSINESS, GO GET NEW CUSTOMERS!
    YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND QUIT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH!

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  3. #3
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    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Okay! I am not a good salesman!

    I get that.

    But why am i dead???

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  6. #6
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    Omg!!!

    I think thats it!

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    I dunno. Be careful if you find yourself on a roof working on a carrier package unit.

    I'm sure you had that "been there before "feeling

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    I have!!!

    I am just going to stay the f#@$ away from carrier units!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by SBKold View Post
    I dunno. Be careful if you find yourself on a roof working on a carrier package unit.

    I'm sure you had that "been there before "feeling

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    You died when, after replacing the 3rd heat exchanger in 7 years, you chucked the bad hx off the roof. It got caught on your sleeve and you went over with it into the dumpster. Garbage man came and dumped the container, with you in it, in the back of his truck. He had AC/DC cranking on the stereo and did not hear your cries for help. The truck pulled into the dump and dropped off its cargo. The seagulls pecked out your eyes and a pack of wild dogs consumed your flesh.
    The End...your in heaven
    Officially, Down for the count

    YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET

    I know enough to know, I don't know enough
    Liberalism-Ideas so good they mandate them

  10. #10
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    Rofl!!!
    Omg dude!
    Lmfao!

    You even made helen laugh!!

    God only knows what i will dream about now?

    Pelicans????

    Long story but i am already having nightmares about garbage trucks!!!

    Thanks for the good laugh

    Even zombies need a good laugh!

    Frank


    Quote Originally Posted by 2sac View Post
    You died


    when, after replacing the 3rd heat exchanger in 7 years, you chucked the bad hx off the roof. It got caught on your sleeve and you went over with it into the dumpster. Garbage man came and dumped the container, with you in it, in the back of his truck. He had AC/DC cranking on the stereo and did not hear your cries for help. The truck pulled into the dump and dropped off its cargo. The seagulls pecked out your eyes and a pack of wild dogs consumed your flesh.
    The End...your in heaven

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    Theres no seagulls in kansas?
    Must have been jayhawks?

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    Thats f??king hilarious...

  13. #13
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    You're telling me!

    I am afraid to go to sleep now!

    Quote Originally Posted by canusayinsanity View Post
    Thats f??king hilarious...

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