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  1. #1
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    Nov 2001
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    The New Pledge of Alligence

    Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most
    public schools anymore; and because the word 'God' is mentioned.....
    ...A kid in Arizona wrote the following:

    "New School prayer" and
    "New Pledge of Allegiance"
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Now I sit me down in school
    Where praying is against the rule
    For this great nation under God
    Finds mention of Him very odd.

    If scripture now the class recites,
    It violates the Bill of Rights.
    And anytime my head I bow
    Becomes a Federal matter now.

    Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
    That's no offense; it's a freedom scene..
    The law is specific, the law is precise.
    Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

    For praying in a public hall
    Might offend someone with no faith at all..
    In silence alone we must meditate,
    God's name is prohibited by the state.

    We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
    And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...
    They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
    To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
    We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
    And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
    It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
    We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong..

    We can get our condoms and birth controls,
    Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles..
    But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
    No word of God must reach this crowd.

    It's scary here I must confess,
    When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
    So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
    Should I be shot; My soul please take!
    Amen
    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers it can bribe the public with the public's own money.
    - Alexis de Toqueville, 1835

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Helena, Montana
    Posts
    2,155
    I saw this before. It's a sad state of affairs we have let our country become. I am proud to say our schools still say the Pledge and we say it at the start of all varisty sports.
    Don't worry zombies are looking for brains, you're safe...

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
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    2,643
    I just read it to a teacher, very amusing.

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