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I sent this poem to the editor of the Bennington Banner. They must not have liked it........it never made the front page as planned.  So instead I will torture you all with it.
HVAC-Talk is coming
We are coming to Bennington; the invasion is well planned
We will besiege you, From the Air, the Sea, and the Land
No alarms, or call to arms, nor need for a defensive stand
We come in peace, to increase, beer sales, understand
The warm and gracious welcome, Bennington does provide
Is an act of selfless hospitality, which moves one from inside
A nice surprise, for us cool guys, to be greeted with civic pride
We send thanks, and hope our pranks, will be taken in astride
frozensolid
A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!
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Originally posted by frozensolid
I sent this poem to the editor of the Bennington Banner. They must not have liked it........it never made the front page as planned. So instead I will torture you all with it.
HVAC-Talk is coming
We are coming to Bennington; the invasion is well planned
We will besiege you, From the Air, the Sea, and the Land
No alarms, or call to arms, nor need for a defensive stand
We come in peace, to increase, beer sales, understand
The warm and gracious welcome, Bennington does provide
Is an act of selfless hospitality, which moves one from inside
A nice surprise, for us cool guys, to be greeted with civic pride
We send thanks, and hope our pranks, will be taken in astride
frozensolid
A very nice poem indeed!
I am home again...........................ahh my high speed internet connection is flowing!
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Ah geez frozen, poems are for sissy, union loving liberals......
Just had to get back to the norm after having enjoyed your company so much over the weekend. It really is quit a creative poem; thanks.
Government is a disease... ...masquerading as its own cure
Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV
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At least I don't have man boobs.
A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!
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Don't worry frozen. We'll get her published. Every once in awhile I have to go down and raise a ruckous at the Bennington Banner office. .
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Originally posted by frozensolid
At least I don't have man boobs.
What are you complaining about? You had mine available all weekend. Oh yea!!! I saw you checking me out.
Government is a disease... ...masquerading as its own cure
Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV
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Hey Robo, did you get to ride in Beenies element??
"Politicians are the lowest form of life on Earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician"
- General George S. Patton
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Government is a disease... ...masquerading as its own cure
Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV
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Well at least I can spell "Kobuta !!!" It ain't my fault the DMV ain't go no speeel check.
Frozensolid is 9 feet tall. You'll want to see him standing next to "Kling" or was it "Klang"
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Posted by Mrs. Key
They're out of beer in Bennington,and if you wonder why...
just find the time to get online, and ask an HVAC guy
The buildings are still standing, the citizens, still spry,
The college kids are all at study...but what about that HVAC guy?
There was rumor of invasion...Oh! this,we can deny
It was a CONFERENCE, pure and clean
...ask any HVAC guy
They congregated peacefully, the advanced knowledge made them high...
And yet, in little Bennington, the whole town has run dry!
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I can simply say thanks to all. i feel now that i have an extended family... yes i will be the odd cousin you dont claim  Thanks again
i belong to peta ... people eating tasty animals. all my opinions are just mine.
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jpb I am surprised you are alive, I thought the wife would have killed you by now.
A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!
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