I sent this poem to the editor of the Bennington Banner. They must not have liked it........it never made the front page as planned. So instead I will torture you all with it.

HVAC-Talk is coming

We are coming to Bennington; the invasion is well planned
We will besiege you, From the Air, the Sea, and the Land
No alarms, or call to arms, nor need for a defensive stand
We come in peace, to increase, beer sales, understand

The warm and gracious welcome, Bennington does provide
Is an act of selfless hospitality, which moves one from inside
A nice surprise, for us cool guys, to be greeted with civic pride
We send thanks, and hope our pranks, will be taken in astride