2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN

4:05 PM - Singing of "God Hates America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I Hate America' led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the

world" - Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar "How to have a successful career without ever

having a job."

5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" - Michelle Obama

5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via satellite

5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat's appreciation to the

Occupy Wall Street movement, and to George Soros for sparing no expense for all that they

have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.

8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS,

NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore

9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation

9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Rep. Charlie Rangel

10:00 PM - Denunciation of Gun Owners and Bible readers

10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ and Afghanistan

11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich

with Green Investment bankruptcies

11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagovich rally

11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris "He sends a thrill up my

leg" Matthews

12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing

3:00 AM - Joe Biden wakes up and delivers acceptance speech to an empty room

(The convention was over at 12:30 AM)