Well I fell for the "White Van" scam. Bought a crap projection and screen. Ah well, I deserved it for being in a good mood when they FIB approached me at the gas pump with his line of crap.
I plugged the thing in when I got home, and surprising enough it actually works. I guess I will put it out in the garage to watch games on while working on my car, and when it dies, I'll use it for target practice.