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07-18-2012, 05:32 PM #1
The three ducks
Three ducks get arrested and are brought before the judge.
The first duck waddles up to the bench and the judge asks him, "So why have you
been arrested?" The duck says, "I was blowing bubbles in the pond." Judge says
"I see, well $20 fine and stand over there, pointing towards the jury box.
The second duck waddles up to the bench and the judge asks "Why are you here?"
The duck says "I was blowing bubbles in the pond." "I see" says the judge and
tells him "$25 and go stand over there with that other duck!"
Third duck waddles up to the bench and the judge says "Let me guess, you were
blowing bubbles in the pond!" Duck three says "Oh no your honor, I'm Bubbles!"A people who would exchange liberty for apparent safety, will deserve neither and lose both.
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