The Honeymoon Is Over
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  1. #1
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    The Honeymoon Is Over

    You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start rippin'.

    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
    --Jay Leno

    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
    --Jay Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
    --Conan O'Brien

    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.
    --Jay Leno

    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
    --David Letterman

    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would get saved?
    A: America !
    --Jimmy Fallon

    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
    --Jimmy Kimmel

    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
    --David Letterman
    Vacuum Technology:
    CRUD = Contamination Resulting in Undesirable Deposits.
    CRAPP = Contamination Resulting in Additional Partial Pressure.

    Change your vacuum pump oil now.

    Test. Testing, 1,2,3.

  2. #2
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    Good stuff, that guy is as useless as tits on a nun

  3. #3
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    THAT is funny with TRUTH.
    Finally the liberal humorists get what is going on.
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    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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