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  1. #1
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    Maybe Dice and James would also like to sport some of these.

    Bumper Stickers for Ladies
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    SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.




    GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.




    COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.




    DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.




    I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.




    WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.




    OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.




    DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.




    ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.




    HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?




    DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.




    IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.





    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


  2. #2
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    "You want a hot breakfast? Set your Cornflakes on fire."

    "You obviously think you know what you thought I meant."
    Hindsight is NOT a plan!

  3. #3
    that was only a partial list.

    WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS...


    IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

    MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

    PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

    DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

    I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I HAVE A GUN.

    NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.

    WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

    OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

    DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

    YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

    ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

    HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

    SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.

    DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

  4. #4
    here is my sisters fav
    I REFUSE TO HAVE A BATTLE OF WITS WITH AN UNARMED PERSON
    aned my fav
    are you gona open that can of whoop ass or just talk about it

  5. #5
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    What did I start? Auuuggggghhhh

  6. #6
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    coffee,chocolate,men...some things are just better rich

    no argument here
    I love my job, but paydays Thursday

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