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  1. #1
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    anniversary

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

    The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”

    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”

    He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”

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    Ouch!
    The picture in my avatar is of the Houston Ship Channel and was taken from my backyard. I like to sit outside and slap mosquitos while watching countless supertankers, barges and cargo ships of every shape and size carry all sorts of deadly toxins to and fro. It's really beautiful at times.....just don't eat the three eyed fish....

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