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  1. #14
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    Your programming issue lies between the chair and the keyboard.
    You can easily judge the character of a man
    by how he treats those who can do nothing for him
    -James D. Miles

  2. #15
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    SNAFU...situation normal all f##@# up
    Don't worry zombies are looking for brains, you're safe...

  3. #16
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    Springfield, Missouri
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    DRT. Dead Right There

  4. #17
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    Even more Acronyms

    FBC - F@#!%ng Belt Changer

    RCS - Rigged Control System
    Law Of The Thermostat: He who has the thermostat wins!!!!!

  5. #18
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
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    What? Who? Where?
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    BTTW
    As in "It was running BTTW when I left"
    B*lls To The Wall

    kontrol out
    "Open is as open does." - Forrest Gump
    "Can't we all just get a Lon?" - Garry Jack
    "BACnet: integration or interrogation?" - The Janitor
    "Open protocols? You can't handle open protocols!" - Nathan R. Jessup
    “What’s that? Aaa… open protocols? Don’t talk about…. open protocols? Are you kidding me? Open protocols? I just hope we can hardwire an interface!” - Jim Mora http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7fjDS0jKiE

  6. #19
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    Jul 2007
    Location
    Mount Airy, MD
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    FIFO and RTFM are my go to's

    Figure It F'ng Out

    &

    Read The F'ng Manual

    Wish I did not have to say them day in and day out, but at least there is a short cut

  7. #20
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    Mar 2009
    Location
    Several Miles from Sane
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    DNT; Do Not Touch. The description on may "points" on a control system to prevent tampering/confuse un-knowledgable operators.

    STBY; Sucks To Be You !

    TTWWADI (pronounced "Twad-e") That's The Way We've Always Done It .

    NMP; Not My Problem

    NMPA; Not My Problem Anymore !

    And of course the "It is a 1-D-10T interference problem" . (1D10T, get it ?)
    If sense were so common everyone would have it !

    All opinions expressed are my own. Any advice provided is based on personal experience, generally accepted fact or publicly available information. As such, it is worth exactly what you paid for it, not a penny more not a penny less !!

  8. #21
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    Sep 2007
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    Under the sea
    Posts
    232
    LUser = Chief Janitor promoted to Chief Engineer. Couldn't figure out the square root of one with a calculator. Now wants to know how a VAV box knows the air flow from a pressure sensor?
    In case of malfunction-Reconnect brain BEFORE starting mouth.

  9. #22
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    Jan 2009
    Location
    Gulf Coast
    Posts
    729
    From the sales side:

    WIM, What I missed

    WIF, What I forgot

    FBO, Furnished By Others

    From the Eng side:

    IJDI, I Just Draw It

    JMIW, Just make it work

    TBDIF, To Be Determined In Field

    And my first boss's favorite method of operation,

    RFA, READY, FIRE, AIM

  10. #23
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    Alaska
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    I'm really surprised Freddy-B or some of the other old timers didn't jump in?
    Anyway one more

    Open - Pneumatics

  11. #24
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    May 2008
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    64
    NMFP -- Not My Fg Problem

  12. #25
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    Alaska
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    Love NMFP Antartic Fox

  13. #26
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    Location
    Southern CA
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    40
    FM - F'ing Magic

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